The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)

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FairyFire	The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)		Lead	[-]
Posts: 6565 08/15/00 09:41:17	Tags : None Feel free to join in! Write a fake journel telling about the growing insanity. ----------------------------- Day 1 Fairy's Journel: We've only been here 10 minutes, but I'm convinced Cyan is insane. He just sits there, staring at me as I write this, his eyes flashing with madness. We've got to find a Pulse Wave soon, or he'll go beserk and pie us all! Our popcorn is running low and I drank all my pop. Damn I gotta go... "Fairy!" Cyan finally gets ticked at her and yells. "Mars to Fairy. Come on, we're not gonna find Pulse just sitting here!" Great, now he's yelling insane jibberish and loading his paintball gun. I've lost the map, WE'RE GONNA SPAM OUT HERE! I say there's no one who can beat me! ~Dekar
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Cyan Z	Wha? Hey!!	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 172 08/15/00 09:51:23	(what was is it about me being insane in the very first sentence? bah! Not sure I understand this thing, but I'll give it a shot.) Cyan's Journal, page 1: andoianeofisajnesanfeoiajf!! Cyan's Journal, page 2: I've just loaded my paintball gun, and I'm trying to get Fairy to hurry up so we can find pulse. But noooo, she insists on writing in her journal and schtuff. We've got to go! We've-- Fairy: What are you doing? Let's go! Didn't you just tell me to stop writing in my stupid journal!? There she goes again, spouting off about nonsense. We've got to hunt for pulse, and... dang it, she's got a point. Why am I writing in this stupid journal? Uh oh, she's reaching for her matches... gotta go! Fairy: It's about time! Where do we start? Cyan: I dunno... do I look like a genius to you? Fairy: Obviously not... Cyan: Hey!! glares Let's just go. "I do too have a large vocabulary! Blah! Umm... what's a vocabulary?" [ Final Stronghold ]
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pulse wave	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 678 08/15/00 12:51:12	Pulse's Journal- Day 1 No, I am being hunted, maybe I have met my match.... must go... Pulse's Journal- Day 2 They are both idiots. They hang around loaded paintball guns, and talking about spam..... the one the call Cyan talks like no other human I have seen "jdhefggsjflflfglfgoef". Still, must be catious, never read a book by it's cover... FF Gamer: Irvine ICQ: 43581865
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FairyFire	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 08/15/00 22:11:50	The fun of this is you don't have to understand. Just pretend you're on a hunting party and you think everyone around you is going insane. --------------------------------- Day 1 (continued) Fairy's Journal: As soon as I put my pen down, he started writing! I'm sure it was something bad about me. Anyway, it's night time now so we've lit a fire. Cyan thinks becasue I'm a fire elemental he should just roast marshmallows over my head, the weirdow. I made him go off and collect firewood so I could set up the tents. I bet he'd have made mine collaps on me in the middle of the night if he'd done it! We've been trekking around all day and haven't seen a single pulse wave. I bet all Cyan's insane jibberish is scaring them off! "Did you hear that?!" Cyan cries suddenly, making her jump. She glares back at him. "No, just your stupid idea for a joke" Fairy replies, hugging her jounel childishly. Cyan rolls his eyes and adds another log to the fire. "You a scardy fairy now?" He teases goodnaturedly. She's about to reply when there's another sound in the bushes nearbly. EDIT: I can edit typos too!
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Cyan Z	You missed one!! lol	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 172 08/16/00 17:27:40	Cyan's Journal, day 1 cont'd... That dolt Fairy just jumped up thinking she heard something in the bushes. Ha ha... yeah right. Like there's a pulse wave just hiding in the bushes waiting for us to shoot it with paintballs and capture-- Cyan is interrupted as he is devoured by a bear Fairy: Oh great. Now I have to find a pulse wave myself. Fairy is devoured by the same bear Cyan wakes up in the bear and gets out his journal Now I'm inside of a bear. Fairy somehow ended up here, as well. I Fairy: You're writing in your journal at a time like this!? Cyan: Yep. Fairy: Okay, I'll do it too. She's nuts, writing in her journal at a time like-- wait, so am I. Oh well. This isn't a real bear... this is some kind of robot! We're surrounded by nuts and bolts and metal walls and lasers pointed squarely at my head and shiny things and-- wait a sec, LASERS!? Ahhh! Cyan, outside of journal: Ahhh!!! Fairy: What's up with you? Cyan: stutters L-l-look over th-there... "I do too have a large vocabulary! Blah! Umm... what's a vocabulary?" [ Final Stronghold ]
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pulse wave	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 678 08/17/00 05:23:12	Pulse's Journal- Day 2 Stupid idiots! They got swallowed by a rabbit! Haha! Uh oh! It's coming for me! Phew... got away, I wonder what happened to them though? FF Gamer: Irvine ICQ: 43581865
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FairyFire	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 08/17/00 08:25:53	Day 2 Fairy's Journal He's insane. Jumping around hearing noises then getting swallowed by a cat then WRITING IN HIS JOURNAL WHEN WE SHOULD BE ESCAPING!! Utterly nuts, I tell you! Now he's yelling jibberish again. He acts like there are lasers pointed at our heads or something! Fairy looks where he's pointing and sees two dozen lazers pointing at her. "Hey, there's a pulse wave outside!" She jumps up, ignoring all the deadly missles, and runs to the back end of the beast. "You're crazy! If you fire at him in here, we'll be killed!" Cyan screams, staring at the pulse in shock. "You're crazy if you're going to let the sucka get away," she shot back, aiming through the hole in the wall. I say there's no one who can beat me! ~Dekar
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Cyan Z	lol	#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 172 08/17/00 10:05:07	Erm... let's just assume that if it's in italics, it's the journal. (dang it, I can't use HTML! well, so much for the <hr> idea...) ----------------------------------------------------------- This girl is nuts! We can't worry about the pulse wave, we've gotta get outta this goat! Or whatever it is now. I've got to think of a way to stop her... Fairy: shoots the pulse wave Cyan: Noo! Too late! the lasers fire and hit... Cyan! Cyan: Owowowowowowowowow!! faints Fairy: Well, at least they missed me. continues shooting pulse wave "I do too have a large vocabulary! Blah! Umm... what's a vocabulary?" [ Final Stronghold ]
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pulse wave	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 678 08/17/00 13:03:53	Haha! Shooting me with puny elastic bands that they think are lasers! Mad I tells ya! Pulsewave: *Grabsboth and juggles with them! "This is fun! Huh, the man is writing his journal!" FF Gamer: Irvine ICQ: 43581865
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FairyFire	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 08/18/00 08:09:57	My laser rifle was replaced with a rubber band shooter! What is going ON around here? It must be that nutty pulse, he's just standing out there laughing. Uh oh, h-- "I'm a GIRL!" Fairy yells, throwing her journal at his hat. The pulse wave blushes and drops her on the ground. "Sorry ma'am." He turns back to poor Cyan, who's looking a little green in the face. She grabs up her book and backs away. To however finds this: It was my imaginary friend Bob's fault. He lost the map and made Cyan go nuts! Now I must save the little bugger before the evil monster eats him! I say there's no one who can beat me! ~Dekar
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Cyan Z	lol	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 172 08/18/00 08:38:52	is uncounsious "I do too have a large vocabulary! Blah! Umm... what's a vocabulary?" [ Final Stronghold ]
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pulse wave	Re: The Pulse hunt (mini roll play)	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 678 08/20/00 03:48:56	Pulse's Journal I'm about to eat the man! Muahahahahaha! No-one can stop me now! It is too late for anyone to save him! "Stop writing your journal!" FF Gamer: Irvine ICQ: 43581865
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Bovine Sith	Sith's diary (1st entry)	#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1023 02/19/01 12:55:14	My recent arrival in this newly created age has made me aware of two unexpected facts: 1) it reeks of insanity and 2) they have no potato chips. I am currently working on a way to solve the second, but success seems unlikely without any naturally occurring toasted spam-monkeys of doom...
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FairyFire	Re: Sith's diary (1st entry)	#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 02/19/01 16:52:39	(Wow, there's Cyan Z! Where'd that no good deserter run off to, anyway?) Uh... I forgot what was going on. >_<
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Maniac MikeFFG	Re: Sith's diary (1st entry)	#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 79 02/20/01 07:27:47	Journal 1: I just arrived on this deserted Island and I am looking for some food. I notice a hot sexy momma Writin' in her Journal and a weird little chimp juggling a man. O wait.... thats a Pulse Wave! I throw my Pulskeball and capture it. MUWWHAHAHAHAH!! [I love to make fun of Pokemon. ] I say "What's up babe?" Fairy gets up and advances toward me. she smacks me and I fall over with her hand imprent on my face I say "Oweeeeee!!!" All of the sudden the pulse waves body begins to open and it unleashes swarms of killer potato chips I scream at the site of these hideous creatures I hear a faint stomping noise so I turn around to see Bovine, the Heff running after the potato chips and screaming "I WANT FOOD!?!?!?" To Be Continued........
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Bovine Sith	Sith's Diary (2nd day)	#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1023 02/21/01 19:00:45	in my quest to find toasted spam-monkeys of doom so that I can make potato chips, I have discovered various Pokemon served at fast food restaurants. The moogle-sized helping of deep fried Tinky Winkies I had were the best I've ever seen. I suspect this is caused by a genetic engineering for a brighter color of purple and a larger triangle, which everyone knows makes deep fried Tinky Winkies more delicious. I really must get ahold of the recipe. note to self: Fairyfire pastries taste great, but cause constipation. do NOT eat more than two per day
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FairyFire	Fairy's Journal	#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 02/27/01 15:47:33	Day.... I'VE BEEN OUT HERE SO LONG I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS! Here I am, sitting under a bush with some pervert who keeps calling me "babe". What does a girl have to do to get respect around here?! That crazy Cyan got eaten by the pulse wave (after he had written something about us in his journal (why would a pulse wave have a journal anyway?)). Now the perve is screaming about walking potatoe chips and trying to eat my pith helmet. Am I the only sane being out here? If I don't make it out alive and someone finds this record, write me a nice epitaph and bury me with Teletubby-shaped Spammallows. Fairy shuts her journal and glares at MMike. "What are you whining about now?" she hisses. He points at a robed figure standing before them and screams more jibberish. She looks up. "You smell like fast food! Do you taste as good?!" Drooling, Fairy stands up and stalks toward him. The robed figure goes wide eyed and drops his diary.
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Bovine Sith	Sith's diary: Day 3 1/3	#17	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1023 02/28/01 18:40:44	I finally recaught my long lost Chancey pokemon! It was near a bush with some drunk snowman. What's more impressive, it seems that my Chancey has learned how to cook spam with a toilet. I am still studying the technique, but it appears that the plunger is the central utensil and that ceptic tanks must be reverse pumped for flavor. Fascinating..... I have also found Dihydrospamite and Gigamuchogogobassite occuring naturally.... if I can just find some salt, I'll be able to make my world famous salami pickle dip. PS: top that
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FairyFire	dumps bowlful of cherries on Sith's head Done.	#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 03/03/01 01:19:28	Fairy's journal: I'm telling you, that guy needs help. He...he MAKES ME DRESS UP IN A PINK KIMONO AND FEED HIM DIRY SPAM! Not only that, but he's got an obsession with Chinpokomon that'll make a Vincent Fangirl look normal! MMike and Cyan are gone and not even the pulse wave is around to save me! How will I ever escape this schizophrenic pickle otaku?!!! Fairy looks up from her journal at the robed figure. "I ain't makin' no more of my special Spam for you." She tells him. "After the incident with the jester clone and that cow..." she shudders and turns back to her journal. Now he's digging through my ingredients. Probably looking for more syrup of epicac; serves that beaver-underweared dragon lover right for eating all the chicken'n'rasberrry cheesecake in one go. Hope he doesnt find my stash of canned Gundam fans and pixie stix...
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Bovine Sith	Sith's Diary Day: -999999*Pi	#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1023 03/04/01 16:08:14	While sifting through my Chancey's gear, I discovered something incredible. It seems that it's not really a Chancey, but rather an extremely rare and stupid Politician pokemon. I have also found some Pixiemonohydrouside, which will power my escape vehicle after I launch the garlic balogna missile at the Pulse Wave. I have also found a Xenogear moose gel which should fix my recent cowlick problem...
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FairyFire	Fairy's journal	#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6565 03/10/01 09:28:21	Me and my big mouth. Not only did he find my Xenogears parody props, but he took the pixie stix and is planning on using them to power his yellow escape submarine! Now the no-good crossdresser is sitting in a corner muttering mean things about me and playing with sandwich meat. Sometimes, I wonder if there's something wrong with him. Later that day: Finally! He's gone pulse wave hunting and left me behind. Mwahaha, I have the whole place all to myself! Now.... should I take over his gingerbread castle or escape?
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